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If you know me, you’d know I’m famous for 2 things. 1.) Having horrible luck with traffic & 2.) having horrible luck with bathrooms. Today – I’m going to tell you about the latter.

Yes, I have the worst (or is it best?) bathroom stories. I always get stuck with the weirdos, for example:

• On our way to Disney 2 years ago, we stopped at a gas station in Florida to go to the restroom. Nothing weird about that, right? It wasn’t a large restroom, 2 stalls, so my friends Hannah and Kaytea went first. Then I went and they left and someone else came in… and started to take a shower in the sink. It was SO awkward! I hid in the stall the whole time. Everyone thought I had fallen in, but I didn’t want to come out to the naked sink-shower lady.
• On that same trip to Disney, while in the park it rained (as it tends to do) and a woman came in the restroom and took her shirt off to hold under a hand dryer. Seriously…
• Let’s just say on at least 2 occasions I’ve had someone come in and start making some “noises” in the stall.
• Also, can we talk about how there can be 12 empty stalls and they feel the need to pick the stall directly next to mine. It’s weird.
• At work one day a lady was using the restroom but hadn’t shut and locked the door.
• Also at work, I had an old lady peeking through the cracks at me. It was odd. I’m guessing she was trying to see if someone was in there, but she should’ve just knocked on the door.

Those are just some of my fun stories. Have you ever had anything weird happen to you while in the restroom? (Yes, I realize how weird that question is…)